So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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