The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
