You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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