quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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