ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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