You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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