This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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