if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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