Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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