But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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