I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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