Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I just gift wrapped bread.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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