god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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