we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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