it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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