you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
She needs sedatives and a leash
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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