Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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