You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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