Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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