You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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