My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I could fuck to npr.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Randomize
