He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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