No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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