UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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