at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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