I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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