you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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