Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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