Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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