capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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