Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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