i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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