You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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