Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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