Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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