I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
do nipples grow back?
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