Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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