do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
