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you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."

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(340): View more from US Virgin Islands

well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt

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(805): View more from California

the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off

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(915): View more from Texas

It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!

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(334): View more from Alabama

It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife

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