Well apparently he's into motor boating.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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