I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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