there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
