He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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