this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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