Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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