did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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