I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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