Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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