Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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