forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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