ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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