Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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