Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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