you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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