You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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