i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Randomize
