Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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