I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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