how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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